Here’s how you get around zoning regs

A developer in Washington has ideas of building a grocery market on his personal property. Zoning and environmental regulations, at this point, prohibit construction. His combatant idea is fabulous and should make every busybody in the world take note:

A developer says if he can’t build a new grocery store in Olympia he’ll build a sex emporium on the site.

The Centralia businessman, Levi Bussanich, says he’s been working with city planners for more than a year, trying to build a store that would be operated by WinCo Foods. He says he’s frustrated he hasn’t been able to get a wetland buffer reduction.

He already operates an adult video store next to the site and says the emporium would be an expansion.

The Olympian reports that if he is unsuccessful with the grocery store, the sex emporium could include strippers, a fetish and bondage area, an adult motel and a drive-up window for customers.

Sorry folks for including the entire piece via copy/paste but it’s just too good a thing let go unnoticed. And in this case, I’d rather the adult emporium in my neighborhood but that is just ‘cuz I hate many of my neighbors.

Jaleesa, Jackie and Larry are excepted.

In the case of plastic cock v REAL cucumber cock, does it really fucking matter? You’re about to get something new or something expanded; just shut up and deal with it.

And anyway, grocery stores bring the great unwashed out all the fucking time; titty bars and sex shops only get them in the late evening. And I’d rather take my chances with the unwashed who are more interested in fucking than eating. They already stole their shit, bought their drugs and are heading back to the “NoTellMotel” to fuck the girl from their earlier IMs on Craigslist’s Casual Encounters linkie.

Seems to me the city might be right in attempt (protecting environment) but wrong in reasoning (protection covers only new construction). But ain’t that how it always goes?

~ by Miche on October 29, 2008.