Revisiting old, guilty pleasures
Back when I held a position other than parasite (host = hubby), I’d, during work breaks, would goof off with friends at HotorNot.com. My friends and I would not rate women- it was catty in our minds to do so. We did rate the men though, and our ratings were brutal for the most confident of that gender. We always liked the guy who seemed to project the quiet, self-assuredness of a good man.
I was jacking around on Digg (or some other news aggregator) one day recently, rediscovered Hot or Not, and thought it’d be smart to post my Hotties4RonPaul calendar pic to drum up cash for the campaign. I’d met the limit with regard to the FEC’s rules and was trying to get pimp-like in my thinking. Needless to say, the H4RP pic was not approved.
I quickly added some other, less flattering pics, and learned that some people think I’m hot. If it weren’t for my husband, I’d think the results great. Unfortunately, during the most innocent of conversations about sex and the male undergrad, the Ivy educated doc taught me that it’s smart to tell an ugly girl she’s smart and a dumb girl she’s pretty. Between the rating at HotorNot and my husband’s comments, I ‘ve either just been crowned beauty queen or dunce and I’m starting to question everything. ;o)
OK, if it makes you feel better to have people tell you you are not hot, I can do that too.
I’m in politics for a living, you know.
Hehe. I was tipsy last night and found the site amusing. My head hurts today and I’m learning what silly things I said a little at a time.
One of the silly things you said you’d sign into gmail for chat.
Who are you on chat? I had to set up a new account because I didn’t remember what I’d set up before. I’m libertarianlady4.
@gmail?
Chat is built into gmail.
yes, @ gmail. I’ve never used their chat feature.
OK, sent email. Chat is on the left under contacts
A little bit oblique, but a guy should never tell his buddies that his lady is hot. Always underplay it. Because, guys are pigs, and if you tell them the new girlfriend is hot, soon as they meet her they’ll tell you she ain’t that great. Tell them she has a nice care and they’ll expect a two-bagger. Tell them she’s decent and then when you bring her around you’ll get the proper reaction. Or maybe they’ll even say What? Decent? She’s hot, man, where’d you leave your glasses?
More direct to point is knowing the difference between discretion and patronizing. There’s no percentage in laying it on thick, but there’s no good that will come out of shocking honesty. Jezuusss, that dress makes you look like an old lady ain’t going to get you anything but the curb.
Nice CAR, nice CAR
What’s a two bagger? And, damn, would I wouldn’t do right now to be nice car poor.
two bagger = condom + bag over her head
aren’t you glad you asked?
I believe a two-bagger means that she is sooo ugly that it is necessary to have a bag over her head and a bag over the man’s head, in case the bag ober the lady’s head breaks.
Two bagger = two bags, in case the first one comes off.
Cold, I know.