Bikes as sex toys: is AL ahead of or behind the time?

Alabama has been very adament about prohibiting some things that provide sexual stimulation but our friends across the pond have taken things a step farther. A Scotsman has been convicted of sexually aggravated breach of peace by disorderly conduct, sentenced to probation, and is required to be on the sex offender registry for the crime of humping his bike in the privacy of his rented room. FTA:

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.”

I’m wondering if the State of Alabama (and, to a lesser extent, Texas) is ready to emulate our neighbor across the pond and take on every “sex toy” known to man and I want to know the weirdest “sex toy” story you ever heard. I’m wondering if Alabama has considered outlawing cucumbers, hairbrushes, umbrellas, cue balls and shampoo bottles and, perhaps, bicycles. (Hey, I’m married to a doc and some stories are true.)

Hat tip/ Becky: I normally don’t post photos of hot naked girls, but Becky does and she’s done such a great job with words and pictures in her post that you’d be foolish not to visit.

~ by Miche on November 19, 2007.